Overheard conversation on the way to the store:
6yo: I love the zoo.
8yo: Yeah. What kind of animal would you be?
6yo: Um…a monkey because they’re fun.
8yo: I’d be a giraffe so I could hula hoop with my neck.
kids humor
Kid Conversations #3
Overheard on a recent vacation road trip:
7yo: Who would win? Kung Fu Panda or Wolverine?
5yo: Um…Kung Fu Panda.
7yo: Why?!!
5yo: ‘Cause he’s so cute.
7yo: That makes no sense.
Kid Conversations #2
Conversation at the park at sunset:
5yo: Daddy, do animals come out at night?
Dad: Yes. Lots of animals.
5yo: Like what?
Dad: Like raccoons.
5yo: Oh…how about coyotes?
Dad: Yup, those too.
5yo: If we saw one here in the park would you protect me?
Dad: Definitely.
5yo: Oh good. If it tries to eat you I can run to the car.